Could someone please remind my daughter she's supposed to be sleeping now?? She fell asleep on my lap - why oh why did she wake up when I moved her? Why oh why did the Carter's people make a mobile that has to be rewound every four minutes? Why oh why does she think 5:30 AM is time to start the day - when you only went to sleep at 2:30?!
Remember the old "Why ask why - try Bud Dry" advertising campaign? Is 7:30 AM really too early to start drinking beer? I'm southern - I think I can get away with it... (for me, not the daughter!! Although, hmm, maybe if she drank the beer... can you imagine if I call the bottle manufacturer and ask how many cc's of beer I should give at one feeding...) Methinks I'm rambling... methinks I've wound the mobile four times now, and girlfriend isn't sleeping, but she also isn't crying... of course, I'm approaching Total Mommy Tired (TMT - like TNT, only cause more damage)... I am now going to wind the mobile for the fifth time... oh bliss, we have half closed lids!! Over and out (boy am I out...)!