"Yes Mommy, it's 4:30 AM, but that's no reason you can't put down the dumb camera and wipe the spit-up off my chin!"
"Well, pumpkin, I can hardly see straight at this hour - I'm not sure which side of you is up!"
"That certainly explains a lot. Could you try to wake up a little more before you put the next diaper on?"
And then, gentle reader, I spied a 6 legged creature a-walking on my floor, which woke me the heck up, lemme tell you! It's dying, I'm sure, but harumph!! Think Yoav will mind being awoken at 4:30 AM to deal with a small creature? I was awakened at 3:30 to deal with one, albeit one of fewer legs and much greater cuteness (lehavdil!!).
Rocking a stroller with one hand, blogging with another, and eating chocolate throughout (just to stay awake of course) - no wonder I'm pooped! (sorry, had to get the word 'poop' in there somewhere...)
[addendum at 4:55 AM: I needn't have gone out of my way - she just pooped again - I think it's her new diapers with a picture of Pooh on them - power of suggestion much???]