Even though I'm sleeping (and pretty impressive, actually, that I didn't wake up with all that noise you were making in the kitchen on the other side of my cribby wall!), I just wanted to remind you that when it was time for me to be born, Hashem showed me all the couples waiting for little tochters, and I looked down from shamayim and I picked you.
So there. Neh yourself.
Now go to sleep, because I got big plans to learn to run tomorrow.