Sunday, January 04, 2009

Contest!

And now it's time for... the first ever "Ah, the Druyanity" contest! That's right, it's a CAPTION contest! The person who supplies the funniest caption for this picture wins a prize, equivalent to or greater than the value of both girls' belly button lint COMBINED!! I'm sure I'll think of something...



This is a limited time offer, so act now!

13 comments:

Zayde said...

SR: "...and you thought I couldn't do a good job of shaving your head with a toy knife!

Zayde said...

SR: (with cockney accent) "Wut'll it be, dolly? Fix me somethin' in this kitchen, or do 'ya wanna see just how good I am with this little sticker?"

Zayde said...

SR: "That's right, dolly, the family thinks this is only a pretend kitchen...but I know better!"

Zayde said...

Cabbage Patch Doll: "I've got a knife!"

SR: (with Paul Hogan {aka Crocodile Dundee} Aussie accent) "That's not a knife; THIS is a knife!"

bilha said...

Listen up (fill in cabbage patch doll's name), if you don't play with me NOW, I'll show you just what this knife can do. Do you hear me?

Zayde said...

SR: (a la Edward G. Robinson) "Look, I'm the mommy, see? And you're gonna eat what I put in front of you, see? And you got a problem with that, you come to me, see?"

brenda said...

"Hold still, this will only take a minute!"

But I vote that Zayde should will on sheer volume of entries :)

nechama gorf said...

"If you ask me if there's any food in this house after I spend 2 hours on dinner one more time..."

Faye said...

I agree with Brenda, I think Zayde wins by default. But I would make a Sweeney Todd reference if I were not so tired.

babybean said...

"Tell me where you buried the gold"


And since I had thought about Sweeney Todd thanks to the above reference...

"This is my friend... see how it glistens"

David said...

Laugh at my toy kitchen and I'll make you my stove ornament.

Tzipporah and Shabsie said...

And now for my first shechita attempt...by shabsie and tzipporah

Don Moskovitz said...

Oh tziporah and Shabsie!!!!
That was truly sick!