Good news: with ibuprofen, Llama is perfectly fine.
Good news: when Abba is late getting home with a flat tire and Mommy has to lock herself in the bathroom, the children are capable of taking care of themselves.
Bad news: the children are capable of taking care of themselves.
Good news: this was the 'toy' makeup we had in stock from Mommy's Cache of Things to Occupy Children During International Transit, and not something I would ever want to use personally. Although, hmm, I never considered nostril-stick, to say nothing of forehead gloss. I'm such a fuddy duddy.