Sroch, awake in the middle of the night after throwing up (!) (but now she's fine, B"H) and I are having a conversation about a girl in her class, who she thinks doesn't understand Hebrew. Her words:
"When she speaks Hebrew she talks like, like she doesn't know it. Like you."
Hey! Sroch, I speak Hebrew just fine!
"Yeah, I know, but I mean it's not... regular. Like when I say 'shalom' it sounds right, but when you say it it sounds all blurry."
I resemble that remark.
(Now going to put her back to bed)