I tell Sroch a friend of mine (who has been a guest here with her little boy) is engaged to get married again (mazal tov). I tell her with the new husband she's getting two or three more children.
Sroch's face totally lights up and says, "Why don't you and Abba get married again so we can have more children in our family?!"
Um, Sroch. No, I like Abba, I want to stay married to him.
She does not see this as a contradiction.
"So you and Abba will pick somebody you both want to have in the house too!"
This doesn't even get a WPO. This gets a "I'll explain it when you're older."