Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The new math

Apparently, math problems are easier when you eat snacks, whine, moan and otherwise kvetch about them, causing you to progress at a rate of five problems per twenty minutes.

WHO KNEW?!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

I resemble that remark

Seriously, WHO would spend hours after bedtime doing dolls' hair with fabric softener soaks and electric steamers? Like that's crazy to do twice in one month, right? Right?!

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Today, Llama learned...

...what "jealousy" means.

Because the neighbors' new trampoline shouldn't be theirs, it should be OURS, and she's NEVER going to let them use our pool, and she'll go to their house and use their trampoline BLI RESHUT (without permission) and then she's going to BREAK IT and it's not FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

I just love learning experiences.

Ps- ten minutes later she got a turn and maybe, maybe she'll allow them to keep it. ;)