Sunday, October 30, 2016

Time changes stunt your growth

"Mommy, I'm so tired. I've been up since 2."

"No you weren't. I went to sleep at 3 and you were fast asleep."

"Oh, so maybe it was 4. I thought the clocks were wrong and it was 3. But I've been awake and all I want to do is sleep," she said at 7:30 AM, laying in bed, reading a book.

"You're going to school! I'm making you coffee!"

So that happened.

Caffeine: the legal way to drug your children.

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