"Mommy, I'm so tired. I've been up since 2."
"No you weren't. I went to sleep at 3 and you were fast asleep."
"Oh, so maybe it was 4. I thought the clocks were wrong and it was 3. But I've been awake and all I want to do is sleep," she said at 7:30 AM, laying in bed, reading a book.
"You're going to school! I'm making you coffee!"
So that happened.
Caffeine: the legal way to drug your children.